I think I’m in love with Paris Hilton. With the help of Adam McKay she made what I think is one of the funniest vids on the web. I have always kinda blown Paris off, as an airhead who’s not that hot, who has not too much talent; did you see House of Wax? But that’s just me; I like my girls smart, healthy and (nsfw) stacked.
However I now feel like I love her all that much more for the video she did in response to John McCain’s attack ad on me boy Barack (who WILL be our next pres, by the by). Even thou the bit went to the typical go to point that one would expect (a dumb girl rattling off a great energy plan), but it’s the way that Paris handled the text and how good of a job she did. She was actually great, and some how when she spoke about one of my fav topics, politics, I kinda found her sexy. Now if she would only die her hair brown, get a boob job, eat something and not puke it up after, I would REALLY be into her.
But then I found this vid of her on youtube. And regardless of the fact that she is seducing a teen-age boy, its manages to make her look sexy. I just wish she would come up with a new catch phrase. “That’s hot” jumped the shark 3 years ago. But then again “jump the shark” has jumped the shark. So what do I know?