Josh and Tamra Show to “Head West Young Man”

Well kids the rumors are true. The Josh and Tamra Show are moving to Los Angeles.

It’s a very exciting time for the show, the people AND the puppets involved. I have been living in NYC for over 15 years now (and Tamra for 10)… and its time to move on. Our time in NYC has been a great experience, but very often in life, sometimes its nice to change it up, and spend $3000 to move your entire life to the other side of the country.

It’s a scary thing. Who knows what’s going to happen when we get there. It’s a big deal to toss it all and go west. But we are looking forward to the opportunities that lay in the earthquake filled sunsets.

But don’t worry I know what your saying:

“Josh and Tamra, you are such grounded down to earth, cool people, we don’t want to see you turn into LA assholes who think their shit doesn’t stink.”

Well not to worry, I promise you that we will remain to be the same nice folks you know and love even after we hit it big.

A few years from now, you will be more than welcome to attend one of our gala parties held at our plush Hollywood mansion. When you attend, please make sure to mind the guard dogs Rachel and Mr. Belvedere, and please remove your shoes before you enter our Asian themed living room, complete with a Mongolian human pelt rug and an oil painting of Retarded Baby above the imported Italian marble fireplace. Afterwards please join us in the parlor for an Indonesian pollip cocktail? What? Never had an Indonesian pollip cocktail? Pookie, did you hear that? This person has never had a in-pol-cock!!!! Oh you must try one, they are truly divine. What’s that I smell? Fresh roses? Oh no, that was me; I just took a huge dump. Well so nice to see you! (kisses on each cheek) Please don’t forget to tip the private valee on the way out.

Make sure you keep in touch.

And if you find yourself in the LA area, please let us know, we can do lunch.

And if you live in LA, find us and hook us up with your agent/manager.

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